Your Regular Ol’ FAQs
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None of the Boring
Curious?
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What’s your vibe?
"Posing? Nah."
YOU DO YOU is kinda our motto.
BUT.. We’re really Awkward. Tips?
First of all - you’re not awkward. You’ve just had awkward photos taken. Big difference.
We keep things chill. Grab a drink, wander around, laugh at your own inside jokes - just do your thing.
We’ll be the sneaky camera ninjas catching the magic while you forget we’re even there.
Photos that actually look like you without the double chin
We’re all about making you feel comfy before the shutter clicks. When you feel good, you look good. No weird angles, no forced grins - just the real, beautiful you.
Why are you so different and how do you shoot?
Ohhh baby, back in our freelancer days, couples came at us with wedding to-do lists like we were on a game show - “Pose #47, GO! Smile like your dog just got into Harvard! Now fake laugh… HARDER!”
Some setups were so staged we were like, “Is this a wedding or a Broadway audition??”
So we said: BYE BYE checklists, HELLO Two of a Kind! We started this thing so you can actually enjoy your day - dance like a maniac, cry ugly-happy tears, eat cake like it’s your full-time job - and forget the “big smile here” madness.
Real vibes only. No homework. Just love, chaos, and killer pics.
Can you help us with our timeline?
100%. If this is your first wedding (which it probably is!), it can feel like a lot. We’ll sit down, breathe it out, and piece the day together with you.
When do we get our photos?
We’ll hit you with some sneak peeks about 48 hours after the big day (for the fam and the ‘gram). The full gallery lands 4 weeks after - delivered in a private online home just for you.
Travel fees?
Only if your furthest location is more than 25km from Melbourne CBD. Easy.
How long should we book you for?
Totally depends on your day. Some people just need 4 hours, others want the full 12-hour lovefest. We’ll figure it out together - just pop over to the Say Hello page and we’ll chat through the best fit.
Recommended suppliers?
Heck yes. From florals to funky socks, we’ve got a stash of legends we love working with. Just holler and we’ll hook you up.
Shot list??
YUCK. We’d rather capture real moments than a Pinterest checklist. Trust us - it’s way more fun (and way more you).
Where are you based & do you travel?
Melbourne, baby! But our bags are always half-packed. Sydney? Bali? Count us in.
How many photos do we get?
Honestly? HEAPS. Like, make-a-tea-and-buckle-in kinda heaps. While there’s no set number (because every wedding’s its own vibe), you’ll get a minimum of 100 edited images per hour.
Where are you based & do you travel? How do we book you?
Easy as. We’ll send you a magic little link to your Client Portal where you can sign the contract + drop your 30% deposit. Once that’s in - boom! You’re officially booked.
And then.. A month before your big day, we’ll reach out to finalise all the juicy details.
Gotta ask… payment terms?
Totally fair: 30% upfront, 70% due a month before your day.
Sounds great - what now?
Slam that “Say Hello” button or chuck us a message below. Tell us how you met (was it cute? chaotic? accidentally stole their fries?), and what kinda party you’re dreamin’ up.
We’re all ears and glitter. Don’t be a stranger-great things start with a slightly awkward hello :)
